Nut Stache

1. Placing ones nut sac on the upper lip of another person. Allowing the shaft to slap the forehead.

2. Ejaculating on a victim's upper lip and spreading it thin like a dirt stache.

1. Chris totally nut stached me earlier today. His shaft left a mark on my forehead.

2. Is my upper lip still crusty from my earlier nut stache?

by HeftyHogan January 10, 2014

skeet nut

A nickname for someone named

Jared

Man that guy is a skeet nut

by Slerpup June 6, 2018

nut-hook

Getting a fish hook stuck in your nuts

Dude u just got nut-hooked

by Nut-hook March 1, 2018

Nut Boxing

The process of masturbatting while slamming ones fist down onto their nuts.

Hey Lenny what are you doing tonight? "oh not much just a little nut boxing"

Or

My balls are so bruised from nut boxing last night.

by Watts n Moose July 9, 2018

snail nut

An incredibly slow cummer.

Britney's hand cramped up so much during the lengthy handjob she was giving Justin, she was convinced he had snail nut.

by MaryJanexo October 8, 2016

nut napkin

when you run out of tissues use your nut napkin

damn it i lost my nut napkin

by landin porson March 8, 2019

nut face

Derived from a sexual act used when male climax is achieved via any type of sex (anal, vaginal, or oral...and for the daring, a quick handy). When said climax is achieved, the male busts onto the female's face. This term is specifically used for the woman. Her face is typically a 6 or 7, with the body of an 8 or 9. Not to be mistaken with a butter face, a nut face is still a cute face, but its sole function is a surface to nut on for when climax is achieved. Once you nut on a nut face's face, a clean up is not involved. *Be cautious however, most nut faces think nutting on their face is like a dog pissing on its property*.

ex 1//

Male 1: "Hey man, you see that Asian chick across the gym?"
Male 2: "Yeah bro, she seems fine af from behind, but I think I saw her earlier. She cute, nut face and all, but that ass though!"
Male 1: "That's disappointing. I do like me a good nut face though."

ex 2//
Girlfriend: "So why do you like me baby?"
Boyfriend: *thinks*, damn...should I tell her the truth? she's honestly thicc af but i have no idea if she'd hate me. she's got the perfect nutface... "Well babe, I honestly have no idea. You have so many good qualities about you. You honestly have a really nice ass, you know I eat that shit out day n nite, but you're really sweet..." *omg I'm on the brink of saying it* "...and I really love our sex cause your –––––NUTFACE"
Girlfriend: "IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU? UGH, you know I love it when you do that though."

by St1fl3r the F0ndl3r October 8, 2017