Rules

Like a line that has gaps in it and it's your job to find them.

Worker: dude it's the company rules, you gotta follow them.

Dude: but there isn't any sign up that said I couldn't shoot my gun around.

Worker: dude you're going to hurt someone I'm calling the cops.

Dude: bro why you gotta do me like that,it's not like I'm gonna hit anyone.

by kuzifu September 19, 2021

Rules

A set of instructions to make you bored

The rules are stupid

by Wink77 May 18, 2023

Kaiman Rule

The Rule on the Internet that states that original artists are allowed to post their work (one per artist) to anyone complaining about a “lack of originality in art these days”. Named after Redd Kaiman who used this tactic to promote Antimatter Penguin.

I complained about the new music come out, and some dude posted his mixtape. I listened to it for one minute, cause of the Kaiman Rule.

by PsySlop June 8, 2025

Rule #10

You don’t need anybody to be Happy.

“I need him/Her” no you don’t Rule #10

by Rxyy2x September 7, 2021

Rule 43

Rule 43 (R43) is like Rule 34 but... scarring. Rule 43 is artwork of something/someone that is made to be unsettling

Person 1: what are you doing mate?
Person 2: I'm browsing Rule 43
Person 1: i feel bad for you.

by MyNameIsNotJay May 8, 2022

Andrews' Rules

In the game of 8 Ball Pool, Andrews' rules apply when you loose the game with all 7 of your balls still on the table
The looser/s must strip and run 3 laps around the table

Dude you've still got 7 balls, Andrews' Rules! Pro homo🤙

by PineappleUnicorn January 19, 2020

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023