Rule 34

Involving sexual//explicit things of said person.
Person being told has porn on the internet.

Girl: I still play "the gameeee"....
Boy: But there is also porn of you...
Girl: blank stare
Boy: Rule 34
Girl:......no comment.....

by Funnymoment November 21, 2009

Rule 42

The original Rule 42 was stated over 9000 years ago, at the end of World War I. It states, "The face is not important compared to this." The modern definition can be considered Tits or GTFO

"Oh, hai guys! I'm new to this thread lolz. What's up?"

"Rule 42 bitch!"

by Anonymous Contributor Person February 17, 2009

Ruler of the World

Tilly Firth

Tilly is the ruler of the world

by chingchong--china October 16, 2008

Sunday Sleep-In Rule

The law that proclaims that all people are forbidden from sleeping in past 9:00 AM on a Sunday. Despite the fact that people often stay up very late on Saturday, they are not to sleep in on Sunday to catch up on their rest. The reason for this is if one sleeps until 1:00 PM on Sunday they will likely not be able to fall asleep until a minimum of 12-14 hours later - meaning that they will then be very overtired for an early Monday morning of work.

1: Man, that's like your fourth cup of coffee this morning!

2: Yeah, I didn't get nearly enough sleep last night...

1: Really, why?

2: I slept in until 12:30 PM yesterday and then couldn't fall asleep until 2:30... then I had to get up a quarter past 6.

1: Ouch. Well, that's what you get for violating the Sunday Sleep-In Rule.

by Yankees Suck Yankees Suck October 19, 2010

Rule 0

It usually works better if you plug it in. This rule applies to all electronic devices and most other situations by analogy.

The clock doesn't work. Before buying a new clock -- try Rule 0.

by WarIsNotTheAnswer October 23, 2009

rule

something thats stupid and fat

i personaly think that rules are a disgrace to the human population but apparently the world leaders apear to think that they a neccisary precaution to stop the worlds shitholes from fucking up the world

by hornybastard March 14, 2005

19 minute rule

At least one a yo bitches best be within 19 minutes a yo dick so you dont go wastin dat morning wood

My boi: "You watchin that 19 minute rule?"
Me: "Hell yeah, all my bitches less than 10 minutes away"

by YoBoiNard April 7, 2008