cake of kings

Direct way for a crush, the jail, the covid-19 and death.

Me: have they cake of kings?
He: yes, but, if you got for me they take you to the jail.

by Cake of cakes January 04, 2021

tasty-caking

messing with people by throwing tasty-cake items at cars in the drive thru at mcdonals from a wooded are and having the cops called on you.

last night we almost got busted for tasty-caking by the cops running away from the mcdonalds

by william moses August 12, 2007

Hug A Choccy Cake

Verb - To defecate on a lady's chest then press yourself against her during coitus to create a squishy mess.

Dan - How was your date last night?
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.

by Mr Wrong, Mr Vain January 18, 2013

needle cake

A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.

I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.

by Coolzville October 13, 2020

cake dump

leftover cake that you won't eat but don't want to throw out so you give it to someone else.

Why did they give me 3/4 of a cake? It's a cake dump George.

by victory07 February 05, 2023

Caked out

When someone you know used to be slim but now they have put on loads of weight and are now caked out.

Jeez did you see Hayleigh, since she had the baby she has caked out

by Cakehunter January 22, 2022

Betchy Cakes

adj. The nicer, cuter way of calling someone betch. Must be a close friend or else things may get awkward. Can also be shortened to cakes or cakey.

Hey Betchy Cakes text me later <3
Hiya Cakey whats up?

by betchycakes33 April 27, 2011