free-bagging

Free-bagging (v.) The action of receiving the positive social and civil benefit of a central government without actually wanting to pay for it.

Adopted by progressives during the mid 2009-2010 era, it began the shift from idolizing tax dodging and denigration to one commonly understood to be derisive in nature. Similar in concept to tea-bagging, both literally and figuratively, free bagging became known as "wanting something for nothing."

See also: tea-bagging, morans, libertarians, Somalia, owning the message.

For instance, a person listens to Rush Limbaugh on the radio while driving to their state government job. The airwaves are owned by the public, the individual is driving on a road, paid for by the public, and they are employed by the public. Yet, this person agrees with Limbaugh that taxes are too high. In fact, this person is free-bagging. Often of the lower socio-economic strata, a free-bagger may not be cognizant that there is a cognitive dissonance in their belief system. One cannot "support the troops" without actually, you know, supporting the troops.

by thealater July 9, 2009

Whore Bag

Where you fit 6+ whores into a bag, where when swung, leaves an abrasioon upon the face of the person recieving the blow. If the person gets knocked out, he will then be allowed one free kick to the groin area of the person swinging the whores. Exception: If the reciever is a total pussy or has been bitching non-stop.

Joey swung the whore bag, nailing tim across the face causing a black and blue.

by yanks123 October 5, 2007

boob-bag

When you shove your chest in an unsuspecting persons face.

Marsha was sleeping on the bus and I totally boob-bagged him.

by KAY6922 August 9, 2006

D-Bag

1. douche bag

2. dime bag

3. dirt bag

1. "that guy who thinks he invented the word d-bag is a d-bag."

2. "yo man, they've been selling the same d-bags on mt. vernon as long as i can remember."

3. "when i say d-bag, i clarify by repeating dirt bag under my breath so my friends know i follow a strict moral order."

by dave goat west phila October 10, 2006

hoe bag

A small white plastic storage case in which ladies of the night keep their earnings.

"Wot you mean you only got fifty notes in ya hoe bag tonight? Take that (slap!) ya slack bitch!"

by www.fulep.com April 19, 2004

g-bag

Female equivalent of a douchebag

Person #1: That girl's a douche.
Person #2: Yeah, what a g-bag!

by definitively October 27, 2009

Bag Sniffer

When one person plays with their bag until their hands have a distinct sweaty balls bag odor and then this person places their fingers under the nostril of some tool or jackass. This tool or jackass is then called "bag sniffer".

Chris has been playing with his hairy, sweaty balls after gym class. Once his hands wreak of his sweaty, salty balls he goes over to Reed and tells him he's just fingered a girl. He says, "Smell my finger." Reed sniffs his moist hands. All of the other guys knew what Chris was doing and die laughing when he says, "Reed, you are a bag sniffer!" This title remained with him his entire high school career.

by Delmas March 13, 2008