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Anal Virgin Mary

A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019
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Anal Fissure

An anal fissures, much like AIDS, is most commonly found in gay males having sloppy and sometimes unprofessional sex. It commonly occurs when ya take it in da bumhole without having a plug in prior or without the use of lube.
Me and Josh got so hot and bothered we both had Anal fissures in less than an 30 minutes!
by Dinkiedoer December 9, 2021
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anal jet

Powerful stream of water (from a fountain or a pressure washer) up someone's arse.
Last night derek had such a hard anal jet the water came though his throat out of hit mouth.
by DarkCockolate February 26, 2021
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Analize

Noun. Answer to all of lives problems.
Don't wanna do homework? Answer: Analize
Looking for the cure for cancer? Answer: Analize
by alefo December 17, 2018
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Gay anal sex

where you get railed by a man in the asscheeks
dude someone just gay anal sex me.
by AJAJSHD March 5, 2024
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Anal Ventriloquist

1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021
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