Anal

meaning someone is being very uptight or just a downright asshole.

“God, you’re so anal”.

by fjakgnaknfks April 12, 2023

anal majesty

1. Referring to the absolute perfection of one's ass or ass hole.

2. A fucking idiot who is handsome or pretty but smells.

1. Damn girl! What a thicc ass! Bring dat anal majesty over here!
2. He's cute Becky, but that anal majesty is not the guy for you.

by SanePsycho February 20, 2018

Crazy anal

When a male sticks his dick in a girls anus

Rachel:Oh yeah oh yeah fuck my tiny ass oh yeah Bobby give me that crazy anal

by egerson101 May 29, 2018

Anal analyzer

This is someone who makes make an absurd amount of commentary about your asshole, sometimes they are joking but sometimes you honestly don’t know. These are also the type of people who like to do nude yoga in the kitchen and will ask your opinions on their ass pics they take, and all you really want is just some peace in your life.

Person 1:Hey cover your booty hole here comes the anal analyzer!
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her

by EuropeanRebirth2024 March 11, 2024

Anal

Butt sex

Man: Me and my girlfriend had anal sex yesterday!
His friend: Oh cool! So you 2 basically had butt sex?
Man: Yep!

by im_stupid February 26, 2020

Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."

Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe

by CoreyTech June 18, 2018

Anal clarity

A phrase used when you need to leave work and want to give them a “medical reason”

Johnson: hey boss, I’m gonna head home early today, I just came down with anal clarity.

Boss: im sorry to hear that Johnson, what’s anal clarity

Johnson: I’m tired of being here and can see my ass going home.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025