Three-way wet willy

An act in which someone gets their finger licked by someone else, to give a third person a wet willy.

Jesus had halie lick his finger to stick his finger in dylan's making it a three-way wet willy

by Boobuukittyfuck666 October 19, 2019

wet window

Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side

I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin

by hauntedhouseofcringe May 9, 2018

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

wet stone

A great nickname for an uncle

Call me wet stone eden

by BigBoyAaronE November 18, 2016

Wet

When you couldn't care less about anything, not down to do it.

Coach: Iman what happened last night?
I-man: Bah
Coach: You're wet eh?
I-man: Wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttt
Coach: This kid is so wet.
I-man: so wet coach u can even imagine.

by jrJetset April 20, 2018

Wet Skeleton

A sexual act so embarrassingly grotesque, you hope it never again sees the light of day

After Missy gave a blow job while peeing, she hoped no one would find out about her wet skeleton

by Rhi~Rhi~1369 September 19, 2016

Wet Lasagna

Ejaculating inside of a sweaty, overweight, woman on her period. (Preferably of Italian descent).

“Yo man, I cooked this messy wet Lasagna last night with Francesca”
“I added so much ricotta in this sweet, hot, Wet Lasagna last night”
“A wet lasagna betwixt the sheets is so fucking hot”

by Is_this_a_trap? August 15, 2025