When your absolutely hammered off of spooky dookies and Señor Francis’ and piss yourself while doing a cross chop
Colton and Alex had a wet Winslow last night after chugging too many Señor Francis’ at the beach house
by The Jacking Force Wizard January 09, 2024
usually used if your a British roadman to describe something that is “cringe” or a threat to their toxic masculinity
by booboobooboodaddy February 02, 2021
After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.
"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."
by Dr.micuchysharri April 03, 2019
by Chhhhhhheeeeeessssssseeeeeee January 11, 2018
You take a condom and you fuck your girlfriend untill you cum in it, then you point it at your girlfriend's face and stretch it back and shoot at her.
by Adam Rifler February 02, 2025
A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.
by ominousluminous September 14, 2023
A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021