1st example:
Man says to cat "You know what you are, a Dick Pussy!'
Cat responds "Meow"
2nd example:
Asshole Supervisor "You are fired! I don't want you're retarded ass working here anymore!"
Fired employee "Fuck you! I'll beat your fucking bitch ass!"
Asshole supervisor cowards under a table "Please don't hurt me!! Someone help! Call the police"
Customer says "Gee, he is a real Dick and a Pussy! Hehe.. a Dick Pussy!"
Man says to cat "You know what you are, a Dick Pussy!'
Cat responds "Meow"
2nd example:
Asshole Supervisor "You are fired! I don't want you're retarded ass working here anymore!"
Fired employee "Fuck you! I'll beat your fucking bitch ass!"
Asshole supervisor cowards under a table "Please don't hurt me!! Someone help! Call the police"
Customer says "Gee, he is a real Dick and a Pussy! Hehe.. a Dick Pussy!"
by Anon-in-Il-Again March 3, 2008

She had such an unbearable pussy I was scared to put my Dick in that thing; I just went home and jacked off, much safer.
I was with this girl last night and wow that was some unbearable pussy, not only did I spit after eating that shit I ran to the bathroom and used mouth wash!
I was with this girl last night and wow that was some unbearable pussy, not only did I spit after eating that shit I ran to the bathroom and used mouth wash!
by already been taken January 21, 2010

A girl who rarely moves while doing the nasty. While having sex, one could confuse said party of being a dead possum. This does not include muscle spasms, or other contractions of the like.
Danny: How'd it go with that girl last night, Dave?
Dave: She just laid there like a dead fish.
Danny: That bitch sounds like a possum pussy!
Dave: She just laid there like a dead fish.
Danny: That bitch sounds like a possum pussy!
by Tenney 1-7 October 29, 2008

by J.E. Thompson September 30, 2007

The moment when air gets trapped in the vagina and farts with no noise. It looks like the vagina is winking when really it is shooting it's nasty vagina air in your face.
by Dave Webb, Paul Charrette, Cristy Webb October 27, 2007

by 10 inch girl toy August 28, 2009

by theforbiddenglizzyeater January 20, 2021
