The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

Care bear

Very cool and has a small pp and attacks wer bear

CARE BEAR IS An ADJECTIVE LIKE NICE OR COOL

by The Urban dictionary69 March 11, 2021

Pookie bear

A kawaii superstar name/petname
I love u pookie wookie dookie sookie mookie cookie bear

"i'm proud pookie bear EAHHH😜"

by KittiiBab1e November 1, 2023

Bear Hair Rash

Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.

I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.

by Akrikaaners August 6, 2023

pookie bear

something that you would call your love. it is a really nice name…. pookie bear.

i love my pookie bear, my pookie bear is he best, ****** is my pookie bear.

by sav• October 18, 2021

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

sugar bear

A morbidly obese, typically black woman. Meant to refer to a specific type of bear found in the wild (i.e black bear, brown bear, sugar bear). Its name derives from its diet, which consists mostly of sugary foods and drinks such as 2-liters of Coca-Cola, purple drank, Snicker's bars, Twinkies, and Wonder Bread.

Watch out for that sugar bear crossing the street! They'll total your car if you hit em!

by ryangosling451 September 6, 2022