Ethel-clause friend 

Someone you hang out with because they make you feel thinner and more glamorous than you really are.

Comes from the legend that "I Love Lucy" sidekick Ethel Vance was contractually obligated to remain 20 pounds overweight.

My sister loves to call me when my life's a train wreck. I'm her Ethel-clause friend.

Ethel-clause friend by Traci S. October 24, 2007

Reidy and Friend's Showcase 

A place for troll like people who make jokes about everything from homosexuality to little girl rabbits who are actually men. Also see 4chan.

Reidy and Friend's Showcase is a place where furries, gays, and lolis combine.

Reidy and Friend's Showcase by NotGata October 27, 2011

Best Internet Friend 

Best Internet Friend (BIF); BIF is someone more like a Bestfriend or a close friend but on the internet.

This friendship is likely more loyal, genuine and trustworthy because of the distances both individuals have from one another and the only medium to interact they have is the Internet.

He/she is my best internet friend.
You are one of my best internet friend.

Best Internet Friend by urbannm December 17, 2017

Guy best friend 

A man you meet somewhere and grow close to with zero romantic feelings, but soon enough you’ll be swept off your feet with his dreamy eyes and bedazzling smile. Most likely right after telling him and all you friends you’d never catch feelings.

“My guy best friend is so sweet I love him, oh shit... do I?”

Guy best friend by Badbitchbebad September 21, 2019

hit your tallest friend day 

On the 26 november you for one day can hit your tallest friend and it doesn't matter how many times you do they can not hit you back and they can not carrie the grudge over to the next day.

"Was up josh *slap*"

"Ouch what the hell" josh said

"Oh did you not here its hit your tallest friend day cya"

hit your tallest friend day by Master_mind734 November 24, 2020

YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy 

Yes, you are. not because of your looks, because im hearing this.

Defined;
Friend: YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy wHY aRE yOU, mY fRieND?
Me: you know, why am I?

YoU ShOUlDnT bE My fRiEnD. Im UgLy by WHYAMIHERE- DO YOU KNOW? April 2, 2021

National kick your ginger friend day 

January 12th

The day in which you have the legal rights to kick you ginger friends straight in the shins.

National kick your ginger friend day is my favorite holiday!

National kick your ginger friend day by GingerFagg December 23, 2021