Douche Canoe

When someone is such a douche that they overflow the capacity of a douchebag and is able to fill a canoe.

When you’re double dipping, you’re a douche canoe!

by Lilapowers June 17, 2018

Douche’

Obnoxious person who acknowledges a clever point made at someone else’s expense...

Wow thought we buried that? Thanks for being a douche’ !

by Tra cra June 21, 2018

Douche

A person that thinks everyone else is lower than themselves and is just a giant asshole

Stop fucking being a douche dude

by How not to be a dick June 30, 2018

Douche

To douche - in the UK - is the act of rinsing the rectum with intent to clean it, typically by homosexual men and in preparation for anal sex

Excuse me, let me just go and douche!

by And. July 19, 2018

Douche fluter

Someone that vapes.

"Want to hit my vape? "
"Nah sorry I'm not a douche fluter"

by _majestical_testicle_ July 25, 2018

Douché

Same as "a douche" or "douchebag"

What a douché

by EfiTv July 30, 2018

Douche Mobile

A douchebag capable of moving or being moved readily when the right girl catches his eye, or opens the conversation with I’m here on business, but I have homes in Dallas, New York, and LA.

A douche mobile is approaching our table.

by Peaceloveunity September 15, 2018