*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”
Man 1: yo isak
Man 2: what’s wrong?
Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.
Man 1: yo isak
Man 2: what’s wrong?
Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.
by Codes&ry November 15, 2020

A girl who squirts all over a black man, he then stands up imitates a raven then jumps and pile drives his dick inside her
by Lokilaufeyson June 21, 2023

by Jane Wick July 3, 2019

Wet ankles is when someone is very tall. Their ankles are wet because when they pee, it falls so hard that is splashes back on there ankles.
by realboyz854 December 17, 2011

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
