two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

Two Puff Fluff

A lady who has two puffs of weed and is high as a kite.

Lindsey gets so high from a few hits of weed. She’s a Two Puff Fluff!

Someone who gets extremely high from two hits while smoking marijuana.

by ElleBrookes June 25, 2024

two-fer

A derogatory term suggesting that someone fits the stereotypes of two different marginalized classes, typically used as a slur against visible minorities.

"He's black AND an apartment renter? The guy's such a two-fer."

by koolkonservativesklub January 26, 2024

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A prison term for someone completing their sentence, walks out to the custody of officers that arrest them then transport them to jail to face more charges. Usually connected to the activity that got them prison in the first place. Charges that were set aside and "put on hold" while the person completed their time for what they were convicted of in trial or plea bargains. It can be very demoralizing to the individual charged. Usually pulled by authorities on someone that is a clear danger to society or just pissed someone off on the prosecution side deeply.

Sam just killed his number and walked out of the prison a free man and there were two Sheriffs waiting that arrested him at the gate and page two'd him. He was crying as they put in in the cop car.

by anonymous June 30, 2023

two guys in a sleeping bag

Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.

Wow terrell you look like two guys in a sleeping bag!!

by Littlejosh1518 May 7, 2018

[Two Armer]

The follow on of the "One Armer". As with the one armer you wake up next to an unattractive girl and would rather chew your own arm off than wake her - With the Two Armer you chew your other arm off to make sure it never happens again.

Boi, that girl last night was a bushpig!!....a proper Two Armer!!

by Ollie T December 24, 2008

Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.

Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018