My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do
by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024
Get the Two for one deal-domug. by Meanstreak1170 August 8, 2022
Get the two finga stingamug. by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025
Get the One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentosmug. A video game based of fnaf, using characters: Tommy - moves from sons room to candaces room on 1st / 2nd night
Candace - has a chance to get taken by tommy, as the night guard, you have to contact doris to get her back
Candace - has a chance to get taken by tommy, as the night guard, you have to contact doris to get her back
by WilliamWorks644 July 28, 2024
Get the Two Nights At Tommysmug. 1. When someone knows they are better than everybody else. Some may call a person described in this light as arrogant.
2. Musical genius Blueface. A man who has made one album called "two coccy" and a song respectively named "two coccs," although he is most known for his hit song "Thotiana" rather than his creative rap titles and bars including "cocc."
2. Musical genius Blueface. A man who has made one album called "two coccy" and a song respectively named "two coccs," although he is most known for his hit song "Thotiana" rather than his creative rap titles and bars including "cocc."
Example 1:
Person 1: "I hate that guy. He is almost two coccy."
Person 2: "I just think he's arrogant."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you hear Blueface's 2018 album "Two Coccy?"
Person 2: "Yeah I just heard it last night! Two Coccs was a really good song off it."
Person 1: "I hate that guy. He is almost two coccy."
Person 2: "I just think he's arrogant."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you hear Blueface's 2018 album "Two Coccy?"
Person 2: "Yeah I just heard it last night! Two Coccs was a really good song off it."
by Spines6482 July 12, 2020
Get the Two Coccymug. It can be used past tense like me and bro went on a two man and shit was right.
Or
It can be used in the present like aye bro look over there a 2 man for sure. Or aye bro im at the gstat right now I see a 2 man wyo wtw
Or
It can be used in the present like aye bro look over there a 2 man for sure. Or aye bro im at the gstat right now I see a 2 man wyo wtw
by deathh70 October 18, 2025
Get the Two manmug. An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
Get the Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Pleasemug.