The Gloves rule negates any form of backlash and accountablity by *wearing gloves*. Wearing gloves are a sign of mental illness and the person wearing them should not be held accountable for their actions
Woah did you know that our neighbor raped his 11 year old stepsister? "Woah thats fucking disgusting" No dude, he had on gloves. "Ah I Hope he gets help only a retard would wear gloves" Well thats the gloves rule
by Onald November 11, 2020
A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
by ApolloJustice0713 March 24, 2022
Girl: Hey John, can I call you freshie.
John: You can, but you have to obey capital rule though.
Girl: Ok:)
(Gives head first)
John: You can, but you have to obey capital rule though.
Girl: Ok:)
(Gives head first)
by Big_Strong2203 January 18, 2018
"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."
by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021
by Gregory Paulbert December 16, 2020
Rule 10 refers to 'Rule 10' in the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Ireland server, stating
"Rule 10, No Violent or Self-Harm Speech.
We strictly prohibit any form of violent or self-harm speech directed towards others. This includes advocating violence, using hateful language, violent abbreviations, or making threats. Any such speech will result in immediate action. Let's foster a respectful and welcoming environment for all members."
As a means to avoid time-out, 'Rule 10' is used as a substitute to the word 'kill' in the phrases 'kill yourself' or 'i am going to kill myself'.
"Rule 10, No Violent or Self-Harm Speech.
We strictly prohibit any form of violent or self-harm speech directed towards others. This includes advocating violence, using hateful language, violent abbreviations, or making threats. Any such speech will result in immediate action. Let's foster a respectful and welcoming environment for all members."
As a means to avoid time-out, 'Rule 10' is used as a substitute to the word 'kill' in the phrases 'kill yourself' or 'i am going to kill myself'.
by ZARDKINGMEGACHAD September 02, 2023