Logy Bear

a toothpick built predator that sniffs out the innocent, intoxicated ponty girls.

“i might not wear a skirt to that party, I heard that logy bear is there”

“I can’t go to ponty”
“why not?”
“logy bear is at it again in the bushes with his binoculars”

“fuck mush we lost 0-19 again today”
“aye you know why don’t you, logan ash is in goals mun”

by Cameron Pimblott March 31, 2023

Bear Trap

Removing your jeans and socks in one pile on the bedroom floor. Your partner doesnt see them in the dark, steps onto them and trips over.

I was so tired, I ripped my jeans and socks off in one action leaving them on the bedroom floor.
I woke up to a thud, turned the light on and saw the Mrs spreadeagled on the floor stuck in my "bear trap"

by coxnkitty May 8, 2018

Polar bear

A white kid in tattnall county that thinks he is the shit , that likes special girls

Polar bear likes these special girls

by Polar green May 31, 2022

Steddy Bear

1. A hairy man who that uses unique manscaping to attract sexual partners.

2. Hairy man who manscapes for role playing as human bear.

My Steddy Bear got me flowers for national girlfriends day.

by Stick-B-Rad August 1, 2022

to bear stearns

(verb) to thoroughly, completely, and totally fail at life.

I don't want to bear stearns.

I totally bear stearnsed that exam.

This year was sort of a disaster; it's probably time to stop bear stearnsing!

by bear stearns May 20, 2008

No Bears

Statement made as common courtesy after passing gas in a wooded, outdoors environment, usually when hiking. The phrase not only alerts fellow hikers to the flatulence, but also assures the group that a nearby bear did not make the sound.

Friend: *farts* No Bears!
Me: Thanks for the heads up dude, but what did you eat last night?

by bloodvyper August 8, 2021

meanie bear

a mean person thats is named after a care bear beacuse they really get into the care bear movies.

eric is a meanie bear but i love him.

by lauraloveseric December 31, 2008