shit ain't sweet 

When someone feels something is distasteful or does not agree with something. Usually an act, but can also be characterized as a more general subject, such as an area or a group of people.

Person 1: Can you believe Mark did that to Molly?
Person 2: Yea, that shit ain't sweet.

OR

Person 1: The murder rates in Chicago are rising
Person 2: Shit ain't sweet out there.

shit ain't sweet by movillecracker May 26, 2017

I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick 

A comeback during an argument or fight. Used to show who is the boss.

Come on dickless. I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick.

I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

ain't even 

1)TO REFER TO NOT BEING STUPID,IGNORANT.
2)REFERING TO THE OPPOSITE OF HOMOSEXUAL.
3)A PHRASE MOST USED TO REFER TO RANDOM NONESENSE.

C.DUDE YOU SHOULD SO HIT YOURSELF WITH THIS POOL STICK!
A.DUDE I AIN'T EVEN.

ain't even by Mr.Sniper March 22, 2009

I ain't white 

Meaning I'm doing well and I don't act white

What up, I ain't white!

I ain't white by Scott Annand August 13, 2003

y'all don't know me 

You aint no friend of me.

"I know you from somewhere." "You aint no friend of me."

y'all don't know me by Quannesha October 21, 2003

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me 

A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.

After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me by Cobo December 1, 2007

You can't have your cake and eat it too 

An expression basically meaning that you can only have it so good, and you can't have it all.

An good example is if a situation is bittersweet.

Sara was sad that the guy whom had gotten very close to her in the past 3 years which she held a secret fondness for developed an interest in her best friend, Clare. In conversation with Clare, Sara explained the situation, to which Clare responded.

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

You can't have your cake and eat it too by ThatOneHuman December 28, 2005