dutch fudge roll

the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.

since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.

by big shark September 6, 2010

rolling in the doughnuts

To snort a drug, mostly related to cocaine, and the nostrils is not wiped clean causing a powdered doughnut look.

Well Josh, been rolling in the doughnuts I see.

by Vincentaims November 22, 2014

happy sausage roll

When your so happy you sausage roll stands up.

Your happy sausage roll is standing up.

by Raman Packets November 21, 2019

The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!

“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”

by dannyjerks December 14, 2020

rolling bolt

Rolling bolt is a defense technique used by obese (healthy) queens when they feel threatened. They lay down on the ground, and roll as fast as they can to flatten us skinny people.

Pajeet: omg look at that skinny woman

Parag: yeah, she looks like she'll make a good target for my rolling bolt

by karenlondon69 December 30, 2021

superheated cinnamon roll

A cinnamon roll (usually microwaved) heated to a point that it is black and is then thrown at homeless people causing severe burns

Person 1:I’m gonna microwave a cinnamon roll
Person 2:why?
Person 1: I’m gonna make it a superheated cinnamon roll and throw it at the homeless
Person 2: WTF???

by SaltyApples February 1, 2024

fart roll up

when you fart and it rolls up to the top of your butt crack.

guys i just farted and had a fart roll up

by kayyyyyy7 January 17, 2021