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Asshole in the corner pocket

A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”
Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
by SyncreticPriestess June 17, 2024
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Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket
My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.
by anonymous June 22, 2024
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Tokyo Hot Pocket

Man A ejaculates in Man B's anus, who then defecates into the vagina of Woman C, resulting in a pregnancy (combination of Tokyo Drift and an Alabama Hot Pocket)
I heard Monique is pregnant to Steve, after Stuart gave her a Tokyo Hot Pocket.
by Sick lil Puppy July 5, 2024
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In the pocket

To be cozy or to place someone in the pocket for later
Sit in the pocket seat aka the back seat corner.
He’s cute but I’m putting him in the pocket
by Browniebabe January 22, 2026
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When your aren’t believing a lie or false story/excuse someone is trying to give you but continue to act as if you are believing them to see how far they continue the lie.
If they thought I was believing any of that crap they were trying to feed me then they better Check my pockets for pork chops.
by I.W Osader March 11, 2026
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dirty hot-pocket

This happens when you lather your wiener in marinara sauce and you stick it inside of a weeks worth unbathed woman
My gf came over after a week unshowered and I gave her a dirty hot-pocket
by Bigdaddy15350 March 12, 2026
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