Anal Luge

The flowing of a poop at a high speed through the large intestine to the finish line.

Bruce: I think I just an Olympic record
Lisa: What are you talking about? You just pooped.
Bruce: I know, but that poop raced down the Anal Luge so fast that it must have crossed the finish line into the toilet as a new Olympic record.

by TrumpFucked August 3, 2019

Anal Lichties

Another way of calling someone a tight-ass. Having Anal Lichties means you act like you have a stick up your ass all the time.

Guy 1: "I was trying to hit on this girl last night, but her friend was so rude, and wouldn't let us talk alone."

Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

Anal Prolapse

Anal Prolapses are exactly what you'd think.
An Anal Prolapse.

I just had an anal prolapse.

by no January 30, 2024

anal assist

when a guy is plowing a girl and his homie pulls up and goes in for the anal assist

don't worry dawg I got you with the ~anal assist~ (said in a cod voice similar to "insta kill")

by angstyjuul May 7, 2021

UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss

by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018

Anal-World-Ender

When you store an explosive device up your rectal cavity, that when deployed will end the word.

"Jarvis, deploy the Anal-World-Ender"

by Brotha Brad September 27, 2025

anal snouds

noun.

1. A kink most commonly belonging to Andie

Sophie: what's your kink?

Andie: anal snouds

2. the noises that Andrew Garfield's ex-girlfriends all make as a result of dating him

BoJack: How are you feeling?

Sarah Lynn: *anal snouds*

by edelgardbodypillow January 8, 2022