Anal Ventriloquist

1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..

Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!

by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021

anal guppy

My girlfriend tara

My girl loves when her anal guppy is touched

by Taylor9999999 October 30, 2017

UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss

by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018

anal assist

when a guy is plowing a girl and his homie pulls up and goes in for the anal assist

don't worry dawg I got you with the ~anal assist~ (said in a cod voice similar to "insta kill")

by angstyjuul May 7, 2021

Anal-World-Ender

When you store an explosive device up your rectal cavity, that when deployed will end the word.

"Jarvis, deploy the Anal-World-Ender"

by Brotha Brad September 27, 2025

National anal day

National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.

Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.

by Kinking728 June 26, 2023

Anal archiving

A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.

"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."

Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.

by Jinngerbread May 4, 2024