knife moment

At the point when your boyfriend/girlfriend/fuck buddy pisses you off to the extent that only a knife to the throat and an hour of terrorising the pig will rectify the situation.

A: I flinched whenever you kissed me.

B: You WHAT!

A: Yeah, I never even fancied you. I just needed somewhere to coch and I wanted you to drive me everywhere and buy all my drinks and feed me.

B: Knife moment...

by bashereddin December 6, 2011

dumb moment

When you unintentionally do something stupid that could have been easily prevented however you instead experience slight brain processing misfunctions that result in a ridiculous, embarrassing accident.

Person A: You're supposed to turn left

Person B: I did...
Person A: Your left not my left!
Person B: Oh.. what a dumb moment

by Ieatgumforbreakfast July 20, 2024

Tweko moment

Moment of wholesomeness and pure evil at the same time

Tweko- I just burned the whole village uwu
Rai- Tweko moment

by Marszasboifrund October 11, 2020

A Higz moment

A Higz moment is where you do something so retarded that it shocks you.

Ivan:

FFS, I had a Higz moment and it wouldn't come to me.

by Jx. May 10, 2009

Dover moment

1. The magnum opus of mankind, an epic band from Spain, please give them a listen

2. When you listen to the Spanish pop-punk band Dover and you end up knowing every single lyric

1. Friend: damn this song is good
Me: fuck yeah, total Dover moment bruh

2. Man, I was listening to I Was Dead For 7 Weeks In The City Of Angels last night and I had a total Dover moment when Astroman came on

by GiantMoron36 May 30, 2020

Ricardo Moment

An incredibly cursed situation that defies all expectations

Oh god, he started eating the Magnum Sandwich from the cookie bit! Urgh, that's such a Ricardo Moment...

by Johnny Boi ZXY September 1, 2020

curtis moment

when someone named curtis says something that is gay, stupid, hentai/weeb related, or acts completely oblivious to the current conversation/current event

'bro thats a curtis moment' 'lets hope we don't get a curtis moment tonight'

by yuh4132 June 16, 2020