glossy taco

A glossy taco is slang for a shiny or glossy top coat used to seal in nail polish.

After using the sponge to dab on the nail polish, apply a thick glossy taco cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next!

by blackholowitch April 18, 2018

toilet taco

a taco-like formation made in the toilet, which is a poo wrapped in toilet paper like a tortilla.

I pooped in my hand covered in TP. I can now make a toilet taco!

by DabbingIsSo2015 June 1, 2020

columbian taco

When you play 6 games of basketball and you are dirty with drum undamaged cheese and u put in in a woman's vagina.

Girl imma give you a Columbian taco

by Asapcuhcuh April 20, 2018

Glossy taco

A clear glossy top coat for nails.

Cristine is the holo glossy taco queen

by Crazypsychounicorn April 18, 2018

Glossy Taco

A glossy top coat nail polish. Usually applied after application of base coat of polish.

"Now let's finish off this nail with a glossy taco."
"I love glossy taco, it keeps the nail from chipping and leaves a glossy finish."

by Glossy;3 April 18, 2018

mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

taco cat

a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE

Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...

Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.

by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020