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1: Super. Intense. Minecraft. Player. 2: Super. Into. Mashed. Potatoes. 3: Squirrels. In. My. Pants
1: hey man I am a simp 2: Bro guess what im SIMP 3: BRO I HAVE SIMP CALL THE AMBULANCE
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Fleet simp

" I would rather be a Pathik then a fleet simp!"
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Simp

Something your friend, sibling, or cousin called you because you gave a spouse or crush.
Friend 1: Hey I actually have to cancel, I promised my girlfriend we would go out tonight

Friend 2: Aww man you’re a simp
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SIMP

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A simp is a person who is unilaterally extremely biased towards someone they find attractive, catering to them excessively in Hopes of getting their attention.
Simping is often accompanied by negative traits like insecurity(where, by exposing others negative traits, a simp will attempt to make themeselves more attractive) a superiority complex or narcissism ( where they believe extreme actions like large sums of money or constant attention will be rewarded with love )

When a simp very strongly sides with a specific girl that is being accused, criticized, or insulted(and especially so if over the internet) they will be called white knights.

Simping is not to be mistaken with simple compliments, or a natural effort of a person to make a move, this is because it sits on a fine line, varying in severity from person to person and is only truly defined when the action is very extreme(ex:buying cars,clearing debts,organizing vacations,ecc...) and/or repeated often over time(driving them around , paying for meals to hang out,ecc.)

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Alternatively it's used in a negative connotation synonymous to adjectives like: naive, gullible or easy to manipulate.

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It can be used in a positive connotation with the meaning of : adoring, being obsessed with, being a fan of.
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A: " ...and in the end I paid for her flight back."
B: " What? There's no point doing that, she has a boyfriend you know."
A: "I know! I know! I was just being nice and helping out."
B: "You're such a simp man."

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B: "why would you give him so much money?!? You barely know him!"
A: "I'm telling you! My crypto bro can handle that money! he's trustworthy!"
B: "Yeah sure you simp."

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A: "I love berserk's main character!"
B: "me too! I'm a huge simp for characters with giant swords."
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Simp

Verb: to overly obsess over someone in a bad way.
Noun: Someone who very badly obsesses over a person.
Verb:

"That person was simping so horrendously that I couldn't even be within 5 metres/washing machines/alligators/whatever you imperial system users use for measurement of where that person was simping!"

Noun:

"Yeah, that person is such a simp."
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claudio-tall light-skin who loves red and strawberry milkshakes
is that simp over there dam he 🤢
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truck simp

A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone
"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"
by Skeeterskeet August 21, 2023
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