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Slap a tall person day

On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"

"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
by AttackOfTheAverageHeight November 20, 2020
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The slaps

I shouldn't have eaten that muchas gracias burrito last night, shits giving me the slaps today.
by Big-Nutz November 23, 2020
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Hey Joe guess what day it is. What day? National slap the next person you see day *slaps*
by Dani sa November 23, 2020
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Slap

Why the hell are you looking up the definition of the word slap? Are you retarded? You fucking idiot?
Person 1: Why did you just look up the definition of the word slap?
Person 2: I don't know, just felt like it.
Person 1: *Slaps Person 2*
Person 2: Did you just slap me for searching the definition of slap?
Person 1: Yes I did. And you can't do anything about it because this isn't a real conversation.
Person 2: Oh, right.
by Sluuuurp November 26, 2020
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Slap your sandwich

Code word used in front on children for intercourse with your wife or girlfriend
I can’t wait for the kids to go to bed so I can slap your sandwich baby girl
by Sex with girlfriend November 27, 2020
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NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!
girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!
by hello yam November 30, 2020
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NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!
girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!
by hello yam November 30, 2020
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