Frenchman Roll Up

Pooping in the sheets will having sex and then throwing them around you and your partner

"yo did you hear stacy did a frenchman roll up in my bed? now i have to get a new mattress"

by TrulyGreg January 01, 2024

Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.

Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!

by Coronakid2020 April 07, 2020

Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023

The Rolling Prairie Dog

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass with a half turd sticking out.

If you do not have any lube around, try the Rolling Prairie Dog, it can help lube things up.

by MisterAsshole March 03, 2016

Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.

“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”

by Trai Carey November 16, 2019

long spring roll

a males genitals

you are going to get this long spring roll tonight

by daddy bruno July 14, 2022

rolling old ladies

Robbing the elderly

Where did you get all of these watches?

‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’

by Mijopod December 18, 2017