Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.

Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.

by please enter your username February 16, 2021

booty meat dingle sack

a booty meat dingle sack is a person who party's all day and night and always comes to you when he's drunk

Ugh, Kevin was being such a booty meat dingle sack.

by I run a gore channel on youtub April 11, 2019

the other white meat

If there are two of the same name ( allie and allie ) you call one the other white meat

Theres Allie that redheas shes cool oh theres the other white meat

by redhead July 8, 2005

Meat chunks with big dunks

When a guy with a HUGE cock throws up on his dick and then his girl gives him long sessions of deep throat. After this is done the guy drinks a glass of milk and spits it in his girl's mouth, he then proceeds to force his dick in her mouth.

"Me and my girl just experimented with 'Meat chunks with big dunks'."

by Jacksonson42 March 1, 2018

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer

The act of getting anal sex from a large penis

That guy Noah got his fudge packed by a meat hammer last night

by R34KindaGay November 6, 2019

Spicy Meat Ball

someone who is so cool they exceed the title of awesomee to spicy, therefore, they are a Spicy Meat Ball and meat balls are awesome

ME(Spicy Meat Ball)

by Bri Bri the spicymeatball October 24, 2009

North Dakota Meat Camera

A pin sized web camera inserted into the eye of a penis facing outwards that has a live stream running 24 hours a day.

That North Dakota meat camera I installed yesterday was the best investment I ever made. Now you see what my dick sees.

by Drpun May 16, 2009