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James

A nerdy white boy who will roast tf out of you and not give two fucks about how u feel. Well known for killing peoples vibe. Extremely sensitive when he’s the butt of the joke. Has a 2.5 inch penis, says he needs glasses to see but really only uses them so he can see his dick much clearer, is scared of women. He’s an overall cunt essentially. Never fw a james.
James: Scientists be like: yeah that’s science
You: You realize nobody fucking likes you right?
by slater! March 2, 2022
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James Davis

Amazing sportsman, great teammate for sport, amazing friend. Usually tall and has the most athletic ability in their friend group. Stands out as the Alpha Male among others. Very charming and attractive.
by ummabumma February 5, 2021
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James

James is always the hot kid in your class who will show you how to always be yourself and will love you no matter what.
hey James asked me out
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by MR>Snowman September 28, 2021
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james

Biggest fucking pot head you’ll ever meet. usually chill AF !
by Urbana dictionaries June 1, 2020
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James

The most talented man I know. Tall, handsome with a great smile and a killer personality. Uber talented attorney, 2nd degree black belt, karate badass! Kickboxer, surfer, guitar rockstar…the best sense of humor ever! Can make you laugh til you cry! A consummate gentleman…but knows exactly when not to be! MEOW! Has the most piercing blue eyes that seem to look into the depths of your soul! Be careful not to trip over his awesomeness because it’s literally like everywhere!
Did you see that guy? He is such a James! I would do anything he wanted! I told my boyfriend to level up… and be more like James!
by Miss Behavin April 1, 2023
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James Caldow

Toxic, privileged white boy from south England whose parents give him £1000 for a gaming PC.
If you can't tell We're pissed at our friend James.
James: you wanna play Siege ranked?
Me: Nah i'm good thanks
James: Bitch
Me: what a James Caldow
by Yus it's me July 3, 2020
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james

james is your absolute digity dawg! he’s an absolute g and jacked asf. funny bloke and loves anal. get amongst him he’s the goat.
james mate how’s it going? good now let’s play some fortnite
by horse lad August 7, 2021
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