green police

the green police are the police you order to come and arrest people for dumb actions.

some student- "i know the answer."
teacher- "ok whats 2 x 3?"
student- "5?"
somebody yells out GREEN POLICE

"i found a quarter worth 10 cents"
green police

by Wally Kumar April 28, 2008

green card guardian

A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.

Well well well you're really a green card guardian!!

by Cuntyalishous January 8, 2024

Green

Boring, vanilla, soft, innocent

That person is really green

by Ghjllkjn July 10, 2018

Green Ass Nigga

A bitch ass nigga, quite literally the polar opposite of a real nigga. Somebody who be sour for no reason at all. A nigga who be all up in yo business hatin like a whole bitch 😂
Usually, but not always: overweight, over 40, and still live in they mama house collecting food stamps.

Person 1: Yo I heard Georgie been talkin mad shit bout you ona gram the other day
Person 2: Yeah he a green ass nigga forsho

by Skebob August 19, 2025

Green object

More commonly known as the Hong Kong Police, these maniacs would falsely arrest and shoot peaceful protestors and innocent civilians while asking some retard to cover up their crimes despite being a law enforcement agency

In yesterday's protests, green objects were dispatched to "ward of protestors"

by A Hongkonger October 21, 2019

Green G

A name for Marijuana. Often used instead of "weed" in places where the substance is still illegal in order to not alert cops.

"I smoked that green G yesterday and ended up flying through the galaxy".

by NOUSERNAMELEFT October 11, 2023

green fn

Green FortNite. When someone gets a headshot using an uncommon sniper in the game Fortnite

Player: *gets a headshot with a no scope uncommon sniper rifle*

Player: GREEN FN BABY!

by B._B._T._ March 26, 2024