rule 11-11

If it exists on the internet, there's a mod for it in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

"I wish I could play a game where I'm a hot Kawaii Vampire Assassin." "Rule 11-11, did you look for a Skyrim mod?"

by FuzzieChikun August 21, 2021

Rule of thumb

An approximate way of doing something based on presumptions rather than fact. Contrary to popular belief, the idea the law once allowed a husband to beat his wife as long as the device was no thicker than his thumb is false, as such assaults were outlawed for centuries in common law, although the ban wasn't generally codified in written law until the 1980s.

A driver kept going 5 mph over the speed limit, thinking the police had a rule of thumb that it was a waste of time to give out a ticket to anyone going anything lower than that.

by BlastFurnace February 27, 2025

Ground rule double

Ground Rule Double

I hit a ground rule double yesterday. First I did the blonde, then later that night the redhead droped by for a booty call!

by Smart Like That December 2, 2019

Chovanec's Rule

Everything is Fucked.

One scientist has found that climate change closely follows the laws of Chovanec's Rule.

by benjermaine_69 April 19, 2021

Sock Rule

The sock rule is used when having sex with the homies simular to no homo this automatically makes it not gay

Todd:Damn bro my dick is hard

Jesse:Don't worry bro I got you "gurgling"

Todd:Stop that's gay

Jesse:Don't worry I'm wearing socks its called the Sock Rule and also
No Homo

Todd:No Homo

by Mangomegamuncher April 25, 2025

The First Rule Of IT

The First Rule Of IT is turn off and then turn on again
The second rule is to plug it out of the power sourcce for 8 seconds and then plug it back
The third rule is to never doubt the indian technician guy

Example 1 :
when everything goes wrong with your computer remember the first rule of IT
Example 2 :

when in doubt power off and restart
Example 3 : actually a reference from the series AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D Season 5 Episode 2
when jemma a lead scientist tries to avoid getting hit by an enourmess astroid she talks about the first rule of IT and puts it in a good use by powering off and powering on the space ship

by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS June 6, 2018

v Cell rules

Very important mobile rules not to be broken

Connection detection - Bubble u x x dat come -v Cell rules: Wn ur mss run

lowWn cell gets/runs slowIf ur cell cms 2b slow downI'll send u me pics min

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010