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Douche canoe

A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.
Guy 1: Carl is such a douche bag!
Guy 2: That's an understatement, he's a douche canoe!
by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013
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der douche meister

The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.
Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.
by speedshift September 16, 2014
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Douche

1. A juicy scented liquid women use to clean their panamas after sex, after menstruation or in the shower to clean it up and/or remove an odor.

2. The word is of French origin, it means 'shower'.
3. In Quebecois French (French dialect spoken in Canada), it's a slang word for a sexy well-oiled muscle-bound sex machine of a man.

3. An arrogant boorish obnoxious asshole who thinks they can get anything they want. The term is usually applied to males but can also be applied to females too sometimes. Also 'DOUCHEBAG'.
4. Donald Trump.
1. At the end of the day, Aimee had PMS and she felt agitated. So in the shower that evening she pumped some douche to get that stink outta her. She felt better afterward.
2. The French whore showered, using a douche bottle before hitting the streets.

3. After winning a video game gambling ticket in a Quebec City hotel, I had to go to the bar to redeem it. I did so and had a drink. me and the bartender were watching CBC and there was Douchebag TraitorTrump blubbering his juvenile obnoxious shit, being an asshole. In our conversation, we learned the French Canadian and USA definitions of 'douche'. It was a humorous talk for both of us.
4. Donnie Douche has the appellation 'il Douche', a derivative of Benito Mussolini's title 'Il Duce' (the leader). Very fitting because Diaper Don is a bonafide FASCIST pig with a violent terroristic hateful personality cult and he talks, acts, thinks like a FASCIST. Every act he's done is a crime, he thinks about nobody but himself. He thinks the whole universe revolves around him, he's grossly immature and undiplomatic and ill-mannered to the max. He even calls himself the 'Chosen One', making him an ANTICHRIST. He assaults and rapes women, took his daughter as his wife, induces violence, etc. He is a total absolute DOUCHE(BAG). A Caligula. Oh yeah, he LOOOOVES to get his ass SPANKED by a ho too. SHIT!!!!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 12, 2022
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Douche

A kind of douche: a privileged person who doesn't know they're privileged and who thinks in terms of refining a brand for themselves through purchases made with discretionary income. They also adopt and discard opinions in pursuit of their ever evolving brand. One clue to the douche personality: everything they wear is fairly new because they're always tweaking their brand, fiddling with new things they can afford to buy. A douche loves passing tests and going for brass rings, acquiring markers of success. They are self-centered strivers and usually clever and worldly. For them, the world is primarily a place where they can consume and win at status games.
He/She is a classic douche. He/She is only interested in apartments south of 96th St that reflect their success and cleverness and where they can hang out with other douches so they can deplore people's non-pc ideas and feel good about themselves.
by MH1979 June 1, 2023
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Douche-in-a-Box

1 or more people who play xbox and are constantly negative while other people are talking in a lobby(usally around the age of 21 and talk shit to those younger than them)
Justin: Hey Andrew, are we going to Kareem's house today?
Andrew: I think so.
Douche-in-a-Box: (mocking tone) are we going to kareems house today?... Shut the fuck up, ur sooo fucking annoying.
Justin: Wow, mute this fag, he's bein such a Douche-in-a-Box.
by ThatTallKiiD December 6, 2010
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Houdini Douche

That one douchebag who performs a douchey action then disappears leaving his friends to get

blamed for said douchbaggery
Tim included one of our supervisors in a gay group chat then Houdini Douched into his girlfriends vagina, he's the ultimate escape artist of douchebaggery
by kensobaby May 6, 2015
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Douche Bags

You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.
You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.
by Tiger Words January 14, 2017
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