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ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!!

An old miner's game in which one miner lights a stick of dynamite and another tries to cut the wick before the dynamite blows up the rocks AND the player attempting to defuse the situation. The only thing that beats all three is paper... basic capitalism. I know that's weak, but... weak is exactly how capitalism works.
ROCK SCISSORS DYNAMITE!! You've been playing the game wrong your whole life. Thank me whenever you get a chance for all the enlightenment I've offered this world. ;)
by TheDOTKU July 30, 2015
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slept like a rock

by Gio_a-s February 14, 2021
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Rock Revival jeans

A brand of designer jeans worn by women. They're similar to Miss Me jeans, but they contain reverse fleur-de-lis on every back pocket. They come in a better selection and last longer than Miss Me jeans.
"You look really good in those jeans. What brand are you wearing? - Heath

"Aw, thank you! I'm wearing Rock Revival jeans, and I love them!" - Laura
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
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Devil's Pop Rocks

Garth's began his descent to becoming a killer shortly after smoking the Devil's Pop Rocks
by Fo Sho Bro November 14, 2009
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Floating Rock Mentality

A nihilistic mentality which mostly teenagers use to belittle and dismiss any tasks they have as unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Most often used by people who aren't actually nihilistic or mentally ill but by dick heads (usually teenagers) who don't want to do 2 pages of homework.
Dude 1: Dude, you're failing every single class. I can help you with homework if you want!
Dude 2: We live on a floating rock, I don't care
Dude 1: Not the floating rock mentality. dude, it's not that hard.
by A.Aron March 15, 2021
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Rock block

To cover the nakedness of some shameless hussy with the smiling visage of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

When the naughty bits of an otherwise NSFW image are covered by a certain image of American wrestler/actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson an image is said to be (The) Rock blocked.
Poster 1: starts thread asking for the original of an image of some random actress, whose nudity is covered by an image of The Rock.

Poster 2: provides original image of The Rock wearing a tuxedo at some Hollywood party.

Poster 3: lulz, you got rock blocked!
by FBI van Number 4 December 13, 2012
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Rocked-up

A test or exam that is full of old exam questions that students have the answers to already.
Man that test was rocked-up! I got like a 105 on that ho!
by thaLOGO October 24, 2011
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