Maddy Parks

Perfect

Maddy Parks is Perfect

by mrmilkman781 January 17, 2021

Verti-park

An apartment building for those who aren't quite ready to graduate to a trailer.

The verti-park doesn't allow dogs or BBQ's so we're moving into a trailer as soon as Bob's worker's compensation comes in.

by Chris J Mitchell August 25, 2008

Parking Lurk

When a car follows you while you're walking through a crowded parking lot, driving slightly behind you to your parking spot, just to steal your spot.

I almost called the police because some creeper was following me, but he was just doing the parking lurk.

by C-Merx February 4, 2010

Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.

"Stop being a Jared Parks and say that to my face."

by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019

park jimin

breathtaking, talented, supportive, smart, otherworldly, unreal, graceful, loved, loving, embodiment of love, unpredictable, happiness personified

local: what’s a park jimin?
army: he’s just the epitome of breathtaking, talented, supportive, smart, otherworldly, unreal, graceful, loved, loving, embodiment of love, unpredictable, happiness personified . stan park jimin

by parkjiminlover July 4, 2022

parked

Slang for boring, uninteresting, done, over. Comes from a parked car, which is not moving.

Oh my gosh it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

by sussybaka64 February 29, 2024

Moscow parking

To place a meeting in a THIRD layer above existing ones. May be understandable by the boomers only, not sure.

Andrew, fucking MOSCOW PARKING again? Pls, be a professional, schedule a meeting next day!

by Myswarm February 18, 2023