lexie johnson 

a really pretty girl with the juiciest coochie and the most delicious gorilla grip… super cool

who’s that’s girl? oh that hot chick, that’s lexie johnson

lexie johnson by butterballbigdick April 28, 2022

Ian Johnson's mom 

The litteral hottest person on the planet

Man Ian Johnson's mom is so hot.

Ian Johnson's mom by Ciaran Ryan May 6, 2022

Guyia johnson 

The prettiest girl in the world 🥰

Guyia Johnson is the definition of beauty

Guyia johnson by Big shall May 9, 2022

Boris Johnson 

meaning or hinting toward being exempt from rules, common courtesy, or such person's own laws that they put in place themselves

I probably shouldn't take aa suitcase full of booze into work tomorrow, but Boris Johnson did it, so clearly it's ok!

Boris Johnson by jpdfive June 14, 2022

dwayne johnsons johnson 

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's genitals

"Dude, I just saw Dwayne Johnsons johnson and it was MASSIVE"
"Theres a reason they call him "The Rock""

dwayne johnsons johnson by imabigkidnowlolxd July 31, 2022

Nigron Johnson 

The first black person

Everyone on Earth was white until Nigron Johnson was born

Nigron Johnson by Doodar Poonjabi August 3, 2022

Jake Johnson 

A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.

Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson

Jake Johnson by Clarkey September 22, 2022