Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time

Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil

by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018

Ghetto Hot Hands

When you run your car for 40-60 minutes and then clamp the exhaust with your hands.

Man, stop bitching. If you so cold let me show you Ghetto Hot Hands.

by Jacks Dad May 17, 2021

two hand man

a man that needs two hands to fit around thier nutters, and enjoy being touched by 13 year olds .

jeffie
THM SR.= two hand man senior :)

by Silly billy bean February 13, 2009

Left-handed Web Site

A pornography site on the internet. The name is derived from the practice of using the left hand to manipulate the mouse, thus leaving the right hand free for self-abusing purposes

"Nah, I think I'll just stay home tonight, have a few drinks, and find a left-handed web site or two"

by Stabsunteroffizier Wunderbar February 29, 2008

t-rex hand job

To be masturbated by a person with ataxic cerebral palsy. A person with this birth defect has one or two small and withered arm resembling the arm of a tyrannosaurus rex.

I don't care what you say about her being a freak! I love the t-rex hand job. It makes my unit look huge!

by lowtarsmokenfool July 3, 2010

taste of the back of my hand

taste of the back of my hand (give you a)

To give someone a backhanded slap across the face.

Shuttup ho, or ill give you a taste of the back of my hand!

by George December 19, 2004

yoel 5 minute hands

each person gets 5 minutes to do as they wish to the person across with their hands excluding every other body part....usually played with 2 players

eddy and samantha decided to play yoel 5 minute hands... eddy picked samantha's nose....samantha played with eddy's penis

by 5 minute yowl July 19, 2009