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only god can judge me

A phrase typically sported by swag fags, gangbangers, wannabe gangbangers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their shitty habits or behaviors. This phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of God. The moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"
"Hey, John. You should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your Moms money on tattoos of your birth year."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."
by BigRed527 December 11, 2014
mugGet the only god can judge memug.

Oh my God they killed Kenny

"Oh my God they killed Kenny"
A South Park joke that is overused and is only one of many😂
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 October 2, 2018
mugGet the Oh my God they killed Kennymug.

oh my god its a nigger

When you are suprised that there is a nigger
Me: Oh my god its a nigger
Mom: ye
by Joshhhbeyer June 16, 2018
mugGet the oh my god its a niggermug.

God willing and the Creek don't rise.

1. Everything that can be done is being done and what's left is hope.
2. Hoping that something does or doesn't happen.
God willing and the Creek don't rise, I will ride that damn dick!
by cyric360 April 16, 2005
mugGet the God willing and the Creek don't rise.mug.

WHO THE F.. OH MY GOD

somthing you say when a mad ugly person taps your shoulder, and your caught by surprise.
bob: *taps mans shoulder*
Man: WHO THE F.. OH MY GOD!! TAKE A SHOWER!!
by theliongod December 2, 2005
mugGet the WHO THE F.. OH MY GODmug.

God I fucking hate you

A phrase that doesnt mean much on its own but when spoken by Jmangan, its the worst thing that can or ever will be said.
by DaPoonSlayer November 25, 2018
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Hei hei is God-i-ism

The practice of worshipping our lord and savior hei hei the chicken from moana please spread the religion and make memes out of it. Its what hei hei would have wanted. Send nudes to help the cause (no dick pics)
I like hei hei is god-i-ism.
by Jeffboar /same name discord February 25, 2019
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