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Douchbaggery

Did you hear bob had sex with Jill and didn’t tell her he had chlamydia? - yeah that was douchbaggery
by Ubkjvfh cdetgoo November 28, 2017
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Douche canoe

A person who reaches the apex of douche baggery. This person is generally a loser that lives in a small town and act like he is a bad ass. Rumor has it that most Steve's are douche canoes, though douche canoes have other names as well. Rumor also has it that Steve's who are douche canoes also have a small penis which explains their napoleon complex.
Steve is such a douche canoe, there is no one in earth that compares. If there were Olympics that involved douche canoe racing, he would get the gold every time.
by Steveisabitchassdouchecanoe December 15, 2017
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Douche Nugget

An abrasive female. Typically bald or has unusually colorful hair. Septim pierced. Completely disrespectful. Intense and often times loud. Is usually wylin. Hard to contain and unpredictable.
Shania is a total douche nugget.

Shania, don't be such a douche nugget.
by Slizzlefish January 16, 2018
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douche canoe

a person whom is a level above you’re average douchebag. the ultimate douche.
Brenden is sure a douche canoe when it comes to dealing with girls.
by 103937;727261783 January 26, 2018
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douche floot

jerry- “yo tom, look at that guy over there what’s he holding up to his face?

tom- “that’s a douche floot whata fag”
by shaquanda February 12, 2018
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Douche conoe

Bryan is such a douche conoe
by Queen fucking bitch23 February 13, 2018
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douche farmer

When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.
Bradley is such a douche farmer this is his forth slut this weak.
by Fabian guerr May 7, 2018
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