Coffee Bears

When one roommate wishes to get coffee, 'Coffee Bears' is texted in the house groupchat, so others may join them on their journey.

Roommate A: "Coffee Bears"
Roommate B: "Coming!"

by Shark F. Kennedy June 21, 2024

Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.

Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

Cuddly Bear

Deg’s native name

Cuddly Bear and Hawk TUAH dance for wolf god

by Hawktuah June 24, 2024

Swaggy Lee bear

The bear to the cuntiest degree

Your outfit is so drip it’s giving Swaggy Lee Bear

by Lesbian Dolphin June 27, 2024

Bear

Often preferred over men.

"I would choose the bear over the man"

by holyshititsthursday July 3, 2024

bear

In a man-woman relationship, term for buff/big man, unemployed, multiple baby mamas, doesn't raise any kids, violent. In a self-fulfilling prophecy, woman ignores "nice guys" for a bear, but can't figure out "why there aren't any good men out there."

She ignored many dating prospects, drawn to a bear instead.

by Run.Forrest.Run July 5, 2024

bear

In a man-woman relationship, term for buff/big man, unemployed, multiple baby mamas, doesn't raise any kids, violent. In a self-fulfilling prophecy, woman ignores "nice guys" for a bear, but can't figure out "why there aren't any good men out there."

She ignored many dating prospects, drawn to a bear instead; she is full of regret.

by Run.Forrest.Run July 5, 2024