alex

a boy with a non-existent jawline who "attends" the gym.

alex hadn't enough stamina for the first half of the game.

by asdfsghfdjkjuytrd January 30, 2024

Alex Cheese Prime

A professional doctor who specializes in curing stds, specifically aids

Alex Cheese prime says banjo Higgins had aids

by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024

Alex Burden

Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!

Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.

Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.

Elijah 8——— Alex

Alex Burden stealthy crawled towards the being known as Holly, full of sexual intentions.

by The Alex Burden April 9, 2019

Alex Seeds

-The state of being completely at the whim of the deterministic nature of the universe.

-Devoid of free will or the ability to choose ones own path.

-Being completely convinced of the fact that any free will is simply an illusion.

-Denoting the simultaneous possession of the qualities of being inherently seductive and maintaining a conscious awareness and confidence in this attribute, as humorously conveyed in the well-known lyrical phrase: 'I'm sexy and I know it.

“Yeah i was trying to convince him not to go ahead with it, but he was really Alex Seeds at the time.”

“Be careful around that guy, his name is Alex Seeds and he doesnt have free will.”

“I went on a date with Alex Seeds and woke up 4 days later in the boot of an abandoned car in Rocklea”

by Charlie (AKA 99) July 5, 2023