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Mexican upgrade

Related to airline seating. It is considered to be a Mexican upgrade when the seat next to you is open.
On the flight from Amsterdam I had a Mexican upgrade, even though the aircraft was rather full.
by iceweed May 21, 2018
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Mexican Lawnmower

Gurt: i used the mexican lawn mower on my dearest buddy and he released an 18lbs fountain of shit!
A lawnmower made in mexico.
John: Wanna cut the grass with my special "Mexican Lawnmower"?
Frank: Nah.
Gurt: Yo!
Frank: Sybau
by Luka Lazarevic May 16, 2025
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Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.
I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.
by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023
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Mexican Joel

A mexican joel is the best drug lord in town; sells joint for a buck. No one knows his gender but they assume he is related to thanos
Dam those bath salts were pretty cheap
Yeah my plugs a Mexican Joel
by YaBoi Hibberto December 7, 2018
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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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Mexican Pizza

The art of farting into someone’s hood of their sweatshirt and then wrapping around their face and head
Eli: what happened with Paige and Adam the other night?

Dalton: you didn’t hear? After Adam was done licking Paige’s sack they got dressed and as Paige wanted food, she had only have 6 meals that day.. Paige was craving Taco Bell so Adam suggested that she put on a hooded sweatshirt since it was cold outside. After she changed he proceeded to fart in her hood and strangle her with it. Adam “ we have Taco Bell at home, here’s your Mexican pizza”
by anonymous July 6, 2025
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Mexican mother

To shove your dick in her ass while she screams Mexican slurs at you
Dude I totally shocked her with the Mexican mother
by Rhodes’s January 12, 2022
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