One handed dab

When you feel the need for a sick dab but you’re playing Nintendo wii so you can only use one hand

One handed dab - the movement of the inner part of the elbow over the face in rapid or repeated movement

by Padre_Dadre October 21, 2017

sword hand dance

Fancy euphemism for handjob. As in you're taking a sword(penis) in your hand and dancing with it.

"How did it go at the ball, ol' chap?"
"Oh magnificently, she showed me her family variation of a Sword Hand Dance and then we had crumpets. After she washed her hands, of course."

by Greed3514 November 14, 2017

hold hands with the general

to give a handjob

She liked him so much she decided to hold hands with the general.

by saqua August 14, 2013

Mexican Hand Game

A game much like patty cake but with many more possibilities.

My girlfriend and I were out of ideas so we decided to play the Mexican Hand Game.

by dudeguy1349 May 13, 2011

Ghetto Hot Hands

When you run your car for 40-60 minutes and then clamp the exhaust with your hands.

Man, stop bitching. If you so cold let me show you Ghetto Hot Hands.

by Jacks Dad May 17, 2021

The two hand spoiler

Wanking off with one hand on your dick while you tickle your gouch with the other.

Egor: Never guess what i did this morning!
Will: What?
Egor: Hmmm i got a bit crazy with the Two Hand Spoiler!
Farbod: I like boys

by Egor, Will October 27, 2008

Dicks in my hand

An unfortunate circumstance. When something just isn't going your way.

Jeff: Oh man. Dicks in my hand. This traffic is ridiculous.
Jordan: I've never had so many dicks in my hand right now. This test is awful.

by BTaylor4 June 15, 2013