Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.
by MARGRET MARY July 12, 2017
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Get the Bean mug.The dumbest thing you could ever call someone. If you’ve ever called someone bean you deserve the death penalty and to die the slowest most painful death possible. You deserve even worse if it’s used to talk about a significant other or a guy/girl best friend.
by human toaster oven February 9, 2021
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He was aggressively rude towards me, but as soon as I called him out for his behavior he turned into a smol bean.
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