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anal majesty

1. Referring to the absolute perfection of one's ass or ass hole.

2. A fucking idiot who is handsome or pretty but smells.
1. Damn girl! What a thicc ass! Bring dat anal majesty over here!
2. He's cute Becky, but that anal majesty is not the guy for you.
by SanePsycho February 20, 2018
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Crazy anal

When a male sticks his dick in a girls anus
Rachel:Oh yeah oh yeah fuck my tiny ass oh yeah Bobby give me that crazy anal
by egerson101 May 29, 2018
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Anal Munch

Someone who eats out another male or females butthole. Similiar to someone who gives rimjobs, but with teeth.
Dude his lips and mouth totally show that he is an anal munch.
by Anal muncher May 29, 2010
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Dark Anal

Dark Anal is when you shove your big cock into a womans baby forcing to go all the way through out the mouth into her moisty pussy
Guy: Hey do you wanna Dark Anal?
Girl: Fine, Go get the baby
Guy: Didn't it die from last time?
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When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025
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national anal day

october 15 is national anal day for all the people that love to do it in the butt
John: Dude it’s national anal day
Clara: Hey you trynna do it tonight in the butt
John: Yea baby ;)
by lmfnoppsucker October 13, 2019
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