1. Referring to the absolute perfection of one's ass or ass hole.
2. A fucking idiot who is handsome or pretty but smells.
2. A fucking idiot who is handsome or pretty but smells.
1. Damn girl! What a thicc ass! Bring dat anal majesty over here!
2. He's cute Becky, but that anal majesty is not the guy for you.
2. He's cute Becky, but that anal majesty is not the guy for you.
by SanePsycho February 20, 2018

by egerson101 May 29, 2018

Someone who eats out another male or females butthole. Similiar to someone who gives rimjobs, but with teeth.
by Anal muncher May 29, 2010

Dark Anal is when you shove your big cock into a womans baby forcing to go all the way through out the mouth into her moisty pussy
by KoenArpsHasAVeryMoistyPencil March 14, 2021

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

by lmfnoppsucker October 13, 2019
