two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

two 16s

Someone's ability to look fly and talk the talk

Riley: John's two 16s are on par with his confidence.
Ashley: Never seen him look so sexy before.

by SidePizza December 2, 2019

nerdy goody two-shoes

Those who do their job at work and don't goof off.

Sara is such a nerdy goody two-shoes. She never wants to play Fortnite during work.

by eileen ulich March 9, 2024

Take two fucking words

Is the combination, addition or unification of two words to emphasize a topic or statement that tbe person is trying to state.

animatronic, bionic, carjack. These are examples of take two fucking words.

by dcoder March 29, 2019

Two Arm Stinky

The aftermath of spending the night of the bachelor party with the inflatable bonkin’ sheep

Jason ditched us and ended up with a two arm stinky

by Jenvoyant February 10, 2022

two-fer

A derogatory term suggesting that someone fits the stereotypes of two different marginalized classes, typically used as a slur against visible minorities.

"He's black AND an apartment renter? The guy's such a two-fer."

by koolkonservativesklub January 26, 2024

F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual

A person who is attracted to the F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines

I am a F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual

by Fighter jet enthusiast November 29, 2024