Console Peasant Syndrome

Console Peasant Syndrome by the medical definition CPS for short, a PC player that switch to console gaming for no logical reason, and or making up facts to support console gaming being better

Example (Chris with a one for an I)

Chris with a one for an i is console peasant and has Console Peasant Syndrome

by StatTrackLCD May 22, 2017

juicy bum syndrome

Juicy bum syndrome or J.B.S is a condition that occurs after you drop a shit and wipe up the resulting bum chocolate. Only minutes after leaving the toilet it starts to feel juicy between your cheeks and your butthole begins to itch uncontrollably.

Man, I had severe Juicy bum syndrome last night! I scratched my butthole so hard that it looked like a cherry ripe had melted in my jocks!

by Ratdog82 July 2, 2017

Serc-Myers Syndrome

Popularised by chartered accountants in the South West and London, Serc-Myers syndrome is used to refer to a man in their twenties developing early onset beer belly (note, may not be caused by the consumption of beer). To have Serc-Myers, the stomach must extend further than the chest.

"You should stop drinking so much, you're starting to develop Serc-Myers"
"Who is Steve again?" "The one with Serc-Myers Syndrome"

by hmmokaythen March 12, 2018

Daryl Dixon Syndrome

Where you’re a loner, but only because you can’t relate to anyone else due to past trauma and experiences.
Once you meet someone you can open up to, the syndrome is lifted with said person.

“Why are you always so quiet?”
“Just can’t relate to people”
“Daryl Dixon Syndrome?”

“Yeah”

by Alkura January 18, 2021

The Typical Grace Syndrome

The Typical Grace Syndrome is when you are so invested in anything else but reading chat, that when you check again you only read half of it or just read it completely wrong.

"did she even read the message?" no only half thats the Typical Grace Syndrome

by JustALoneGinger May 8, 2021

Office Girl Syndrome

A symptom exclusive to males in a workplace charged with high levels of testosterone. Essentially whatever few women present in the workplace become objects of fancy regardless of personality, beauty or behaviour.

In extreme cases, the male formulates reasons or excuses in his own mind pointing to 'proof' that said female actually fancies him.

This disorder is especially pertinent in workplaces with over a 70% presence of males.

Male Banker #1: I quite fancy Jenna, you know. Think she was checking me out from across the desk.
Male Banker #2: Mate, she was checking the time on the office clock right next to you. You need to get away from your work more often, you're beginning to develop Office Girl Syndrome.

by larsonnist November 11, 2012

Full Fridge Syndrome

Full Fridge Syndrome is the indecision that comes from having too many choices. ie, when you have a refrigerator full of food and you can't decide what to choose.

Man, I have such a bad case of Full Fridge Syndrome when trying to choose which game I should play.

by gumleaves October 8, 2013