pitsrzojilikesdilmejaheashuwd

The word you say when you hate salad croutons so much

Oh god i pitsrzojilikesdilmejaheashuwd

by d7stinn June 1, 2023

Pitchwedgery

When Paul Darby has a pitching wedge in his hand when all others would have a 60o wedge. Then he lands it always within a 2 yard circumference

Paul used his pitchwedgery prouse from just off the green over a bunker onto lightning fast green to put the ball to 1ft of the hole

by Pitchwedgery Wizard June 4, 2023

Pittsburgh Polka Party

When a lady takes on a geriatric gang bang and her cuck husband plays the accordion.

“Did you hear about Larry”? “His wife disrespected him at the Pittsburgh Polka Party

by 33Life June 7, 2023

pita bread

The ass of a woman or simply a woman who has had anal intercourse without enough preparation/lubrication and is now feeling some sort of pain in the ass (i.e. pita) as a result.

1. My girl R gave me anal with little to no preparation and now she's turned into a pita bread.
2. Come on boo, I told you to never EVER forget the lube but you didn't listen, enjoy your pita bread.

by BeenSearchin June 16, 2023

pitsford

Pitsford is where people moan about getting the wheel barrows stolen and old cows moan all day and people park like mugs.

did you hear someone moaning about there dog barking in pitsford

by The village idiot June 20, 2023

Pity

The act of feeling sorry for one’s actions directed at another living organism or, in certain, desperate cases, an inanimate object. It is still one thing that I struggle to grasp with humanity.

But it is not a man at the Churchill’s helm anymore. And I have no heart to pity the hundreds I am consigning to death. No soul to suffer perdition for the sins I have committed. No family to mourn me once I am gone. Heroes have those, certainly. Even villains, perhaps.
But not me.

by DefenseAnalyticsNetwork July 10, 2023

pitts

"The pitts" is a colloquial expression that is often used to describe a situation or experience that is extremely unpleasant, terrible, or disastrous. It can be used to emphasize how bad or unfortunate something was. It is similar to saying "it was the worst" or "it was terrible."

The first time (I was bitten twice that time) was the pitts. When I went to bed that night (probably about 4 hours after the bite) I felt pretty sick.

by Alex de Creon July 12, 2023