Mexican haircut

That shit type of haircut you are forced to get for 15 dollars at a barber and end up getting a fuck ton of that chemical that gives you a lot of acne and shit . It is especially awful if you get it before a first day of school because then everyone would be telling you how you be built like a coconut and then at the end of day your parents to go you and say, "at more a mi presosio bebe". FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

Billy: *gets a Mexican haircut*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror

Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*

by Albertoh5 August 27, 2020

Mexican Pencilbag

The act in which multiple hairy sweaty men are through into the back of a lubed up van and the van is partaking in a trip in a very VERY rocky area.

I heard that like 3 guys got thrown into a Mexican Pencilbag last night. Poor guys,

by oTier January 14, 2018

Mexican Leather

When a leather jacket is made in mexico. Typically, they find the nicest skinned school kid and use him for the jacket.

"Yo, this jacket was made in mexico!"
"Dude, thats mexican leather. Paco is dead".

by NAplam October 22, 2018

mexican handoff

you take a item from someone and pass it around it cant go to the same person twice as the person who owns the item trying to get it when every one gets the item you win

billy took franks hat and gave it to every one in in the room starting a mexican handoff

by loganmed04 January 25, 2018

Mexican rain chain

Where two guys or gals stand on a chair and get peed on by ten Mexican dudes

My girl was in a Mexican rain chain

by An August 14, 2025

Mexican Burqa

1. A prank consisting of farting heavily into a pair of compression shorts and promptly covering another person's head and face with it, thereby forcing them to inhale and smell the disgusting fart air trapped inside. It is commonly used on females after a particularly upsetting one-night-stand, but its use is not limited to any specific situation.

This act is named the "Mexican Burqa" because the covering of one's face is similar to the wearing of a burqa for women in Muslim culture, with the word "mexican" describing the addition of smelly ass ripping into the tightly bound "burqa" represented by the compression shorts.

Steve: I can't believe you hooked up with that girl last night, she was so gross!

Dave: I know, I was so drunk I didn't even realize it.

Steve: Did you at least let her know you didn't like it?

Dave: Yeah dude, I gave her a serious Mexican Burqa before I left.

Steve: Nice.

by GaysAgainstFags November 13, 2012

mexican chips

Two Mexicans or hispanic people that are dating or in a relationship with each other

Bro look at those fucking mexican chips

by shitpoopfart$ April 4, 2024