mexican autism

I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>

I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism

by Antony C December 1, 2020

Mexican Dogsled

When you jerk off repeatedly and cover the floor with cum then run a one man train on 8 ugly Mexican chicks strapped together while they slip and slide around the cum.

Andy: "Man why are you all wet?"

Enrique: "Shit I was running a Mexican Dogsled on those bitches from the club last night"

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011

mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

by county boy 101 February 27, 2014

mexican corndog

inserting a large funnel into partners anus and pouring blended corndog into the funnel while partner is eating several mexican chillis

Bro, I totally tried a mexican corndog with this chick last night. She Loved it

by phatdopecornman May 10, 2018

Mexican pancake

When a man c#ms on a woman’s face then it dries up to look like a pancake

Person 1: yo what did you do last night?
Person 2: i Mexican pancaked yo mama

by Laлddg February 14, 2023

Sexc Mexican

Alex Romo

He is a sexc Mexican

by thiccasian February 26, 2017

Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.

"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "

by Jkjk806 August 4, 2021