Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

mexican galore

little border jumper unknown as fuck pussy boy galore brokie wookie nana boo boo

MEXICAN GALORE? THE BROKE NIGGA GALORE? THE FUCKING NIGGA???

by lakdhwkfhakdnoalaa September 16, 2023

Mexican Nap

Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.

Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!

by ItzNotor1ous September 19, 2023

Mexican Ounce

For the record, an ounce is 28.3495 grams, not 28.5. The above definition of a mexican ounce is otherwise correct.

This guy uses mexican ounces, so that gram you just bought is really only .8 grams...

by hoe dot hoe September 24, 2023

Mexican shovel

The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out

Damn he did that Mexican shovel last night

by Iabeiwhshsjsvsjisbsjwebwn81828 November 22, 2021

Mexican Waterpark

To douse your partner in queso dip during the act of sex

Person 1: Samantha was not a fan of the Mexican Waterpark

Person 2: What? Is she racist?

by FriendlyNeighborhoodWriterMan December 3, 2021

Mexican Pinball

The phenomenon which occurs when a crew of painters drive their communal abode late on a Friday night after consuming a case of Modelo and a fifty of cocaine, usually done while flagrantly speeding and/or being totally oblivious to other mechanisms of traffic management in the continental United States, such as STOP/Yield/No U-turn signs etc.. Points are earned by bouncing off legally parked cars in residential areas, avoiding damage to real estate, young children, pets etc...

Goddammit looks like Rodrigo and his boys were playing Mexican Pinball last night. Gotta make another fucking insurance claim. This is why we can't haved nice shit in Kansas City, Kansas.

by Doctor Deez Nutz December 5, 2021